Note: This piece, which was originally scheduled for last Monday, has to appear today, as we were traditionally off the news stands on boxing day. Enjoy the currency of the expressed view.

THE new MEND of destiny is not the MEND of Ijaws. The new MEND is of the whole of the Niger Delta ethnical groups and their positive, forward-looking collaborators who desire real change along the line of their unique destinies, along the line of their respective destinies which shall amalgamate and coalesce, as never before, to enrich the collective destiny of the region. They may even jettison the MEND tag and label, and acquire a new nomenclature, or better put, a new nom de guerre, more befitting to their new challenge, dream and enlightened revolutionary federalism and political liberty which shall not unyield to Jehu of profoundly progressive political, cultural, economic, philosophical, social, scientific and educational ideologies destined to re-shape the mental life of modern Nigeria.

The emergence of Jehu is the death of statism and our current cultural and political decay. And we say it loud and clear: there shall be no new states in Nigeria. Positive values of states have since been eroded by the various acts and practices of visionless, selfish, corrupt and extraordinarily inept people who “emerged” as leaders and custodians of our institutions from the North pole and South pole of our unfulfilled democratic destiny. Statism has not in anyway helped to unite Nigerians as General Gowon and his co-travellers and successors who fashioned it, did so primarily according to their narrow instincts and convictions. This process, which President Jonathan wishes to continue shall not see forenoon.

We see regionalism propelling Nigeria to the modern life-way of our rightly audacious destiny. And in their graves Aikhomu and Odumegwu-Ojukwu who recently left us, and who in their respective political thoughts, believed in the sovereign rights of minorities, would not frown in their graves at the emergence of Jehu whose convictions shall inspire Nigerians, whose words shall influence our lives and whose policies shall dominate our activities in such a manner that will compel Boko Haram and other rebellious groups to dis-arm and partake fully in the enterprise to make Nigeria soar to new heights.

As we had mentioned previously, if only our dear readers can re-focus their minds and memories backwards, Jehu has the immensely positive and correctly audacious attributes and sensibilities of Chief Obafemi Awolowo, an extra-ordinary Nigerian whose character, political doctrine, ethics, culture, philosophy, morality, esoteric consciousness, economic theory, organisational acumen and authority would provide intelligent guidance for the destined leaders of the change already and rapidly beating its wings everywhere about us. Indeed, Jehu of the sea and not of the sea shall soon unfold the new design of our destiny. And in regard to the apparent design which some audacious creatures who contemplate our environment and understand the puzzle are already celebrating, we say that Nigeria’s marvellous complexity and diversity shall soon yield us a scientific theory of political miracles. Thus, Jehu’s intelligent design group, a movement that will re-design our democratic motion “until all of its potentials have become potencies” is making its veritable appearance in our political firmament and Boko Haram will embrace it, willy nilly. MEND, MASSOB, OPC, name them, name all the rebellious groups, will equally embrace JID (Jehu’s intelligent design), willy nilly.  Of course, Boko Haram will be stubborn for a while, but Jehu’s willy willy will make Boko Haram dumb and quiet, and Nigeria shall know security and peace again from the North pole to the South pole of our triumphant democratic destiny.

Those who are in doubt are at liberty to consult their Ifa priests, babalawos, marabouts, pastors and prophets respectively. But they should boycott all prayer contractors whose territories will only bewitch those who go there or those who invite the plumed serpents to their households. O occupiers of our presidency hear hear hear!!! But whether anybody believes us or not, joy shall sprout from squalor as well as in the middling and higher classes as soon as the Big Bang of JID spins in orbit.

Now, we must ask: what have we openly said that will happen that has not happened? The terrorism that is everywhere about us, and which we said would begin in the North – has it not been witnessed by us all? And wasn’t it said that President Jonathan would not in any way, material or immaterial, be able to make Boko Haram surrender? And wasn’t it also said that Boko Haram will spread from place to place in the North and from the North to the South? Is it not happening now? Or haven’t you heard that Boko Haram now has coordinators in the South – in the South West and in the South East, to be precise?

And the bomb-blast in Sapele, Delta State which the police tried to deny in their usual infantile manner? That was the handpick of BH, pure and simple. Soon and soon and soon the police shall engage themselves in another infantile denial. Of course, their infantilism is nothing short of the infantile paralysis of the government that they are serving, this government that is unpopular in the sea, the island, the desert, the oasis, the savannah, the middle belt, the rain-forest and mountains of Nigeria.

Primate Olabayo said it before, and he is saying it again: all infantrymen and all soldiers of different divisions and colours who are not serving Nigeria in accordance with the will of Nigeria’s destiny shall be Jehued. All traditional rulers who are not ruling their domains and offering advice to government in accordance with the destiny of Nigeria shall be Jehued. All persons in and outside government who behave and govern as if they own Nigeria and her resources shall not escape the infernal region Jehu is creating for them. As we know too well, when there is a raging fire in the bush where grasshoppers are hibernating, they don’t wait to tell each other good-bye. And no bird goes down with a falling tree. Or is there any so bewitched to do so? No, no, no of course.

The terminator who is coming to fulfil Nigeria’s destiny in triumph shall not womanise, and is a teetotal messiah first class. Celebrate, Nigerians, celebrate. Rejoice, Nigerians, rejoice. No woman can lead terminator destined by the nose. No woman can dominate him. Also, no alcohol can bewitch him from the path of his and Nigeria’s triumphant destiny. And no occult power or juju power can ensnare or enchain him. Rejoice, Nigerians, rejoice – as the Lord’s illustrious prophet told me to tell you as he appeared to me both spiritually and physically in my period of meditation and medifocus.

But can Nigeria cope with its assigned destiny? And who and who are to be demolished? Or better put, who and who are about to demolish themselves? How soon? Give us your patience – as you salivate in wait for clues.

Happy great year of our triumphant destiny.

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